This Australian guy came up to me while I was waiting on the subway platform in the CBD this morning and our conversation went like this:
Him: “You’re at the front of the queue!”
Me: “? er, yeah”
Him: “That’s unprecedented!”
Him: “You must be an F1 driver!”
Me: “??? er, no. Are you an F1 driver?”
Him: “no!” –said as if I was a bit odd to even suggest such a thing
Him: “Actually, I was hoping you were a girl.”
With which he slapped me on the shoulder and walked away.
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